A new scientific study shows
ignoring scientific studies
to be good for your health.
In this month’s issue of
the scientific journal Prove It ,
Physician and Epidemiologist
Dr. Philip J. Fearon
says the evidence that
following scientific studies
provides any benefit on longevity,
heart disease, happiness, erections,
smooth skin or a better night’s sleep
is extremely thin. Thin, like his hair,
he joked. Ah, and speaking of that, it
won’t result in hair growth
or restoration either.
The study comes after the sharp increase
in studies whose titles include “might not”
and end in “after all.“